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06.04.2006., četvrtak

Haj vi tamo!

Već se dugo nisam javljala pa ću to sad učiniti! Bok ljudovi! Nismo se već dugo čuli! Pa evo da i na blog stavim pokoji vic:

Biseri iz 'Najslabije karike'

Od čega se pravi acedofil? - Od acetona.

Jager je prvi čovjek koji je letio brzinom većom od...? - Od svijetlosti.

Petak 13., spada u koji žanr filma? - Povijesni.

Proslavljeni Spielbergov film o velikom bijelom morskom psu ljudožderu se zove...? - Ratovi zvijezda.

Otac Mickey Mousea je...? - Šiljo.

John Cleese je glumio u poznatoj komediji 'Riba zvana...?' - Fish.

Najdeblji od tri tenora se zove...? - Bas.

Predmet koji se baca sa plovila u vodu u svrhu zaustavljanja je...? - Podmornica

Vodu u krutom stanju zovemo...? - Kamen.

Film 'Ralje' u orginalu se zove...? - Ajkule.

Sa kojom državom Hrvatska ima najmanju granicu? - S Austrijom.

Najpoznatiji derby Španjolske se igra između Reala i ...? - Madrida.

Najmanji dvoznamenkasti broj je...? - 99.

Na tablici periodičnih sustava elemenata, koji je element prvi? -Kisik.

Kako nazivamo veliku količinu snijega koja se spušta niz padinu ili planinu...? - Gruda.

Koje je slovo dekadskog prefiksa mili...? - C.

Kako se zove poznata kolumnistica iz 'Globusa'...? - Marija Jurić Zagorka

Od koliko se znamenaka sastoji broj 808? - Dvije.

Tko je rekao: "Ne srljajte kao guske u maglu?" - Franjo Tuđman.

Nogometni klub Velež dolazi iz kojeg grada...? - Celje!

Kako glasi hrvatski prijevod od BON VOYAGE...? - Dobar provod!

Koje je nebesko tijelo najbliže Zemlji...? - Mars!

Kako još nazivamo slonovaču...? - Bijelo!

Kako se razmnožava ameba? - Jajima

Mujin tečaj engleskog

Mnogo sam se sekirao - I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH.
Pričam sam sa sobom - I'M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.
Računaj na mene - CALCULATE ON ME.
Čekanje u redu za hljeb - WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.
Ko te šljivi - WHO PLUMS YOU.
Ko te šiša - WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.
Nosi se - CARRY YOURSELF.
Tekuća pitanja - LIQUID QUESTIONS.
Od malih nogu - SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.
Malo prije - SMALL BEFORE.
More bre - SEA, BROTHER.
Voditi računa - TO LEAD THE BILL.
Samoubica - ONLY KILLER
Napet sam - I'M ON FIVE.
Hajde da igramo karte - LET'S PLAY TICKETS.
Dijelim vaše mišljenje - I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.
On je svjetla točka - HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.
Spetljao se s njom - HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.
Želim se nasloniti na tebe - I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.
Šta ti pada na pamet - WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN.
Pucali smo od smijeha - WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.
Pijan je ko majka - HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.
On je velika marka - HE IS A BIG STAMP.
Iz čista mira - OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.
Fotokopije - FOTO-WHO-DRINKS.
Upala mišića - THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE.
Supruga - ARE-RAILWAY.
Blago tebi - TREASURE TO YOU.
Veni, vidi, vici - FADE, SEE, JOKES.
Sve što je izgubljeno, može se povratiti - EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.
Pop-pjevač - PRIEST-SINGER.
Sve je gore i gore - EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP.
Sranje kroz gusto granje - SHITTING THROUGH A DENSE BUSH.
Sarajevo - SARA IS AN OX.
Dedinje - HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER
Mali Lošinj - LITTLE BAD CITY.
Skoplje - CASTRATION CITY.
Neda Ukraden - NO YES STOLEN.
Ružica Sokić - LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE.
Slobodan Milošević - FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK.
Alija Izetbegović - BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE.
Mirjana - PEACE I ON.
Tugomir - SADPEACER.

Zašto se muškarci i žene ne razumiju?

Žena kaže:
Tu je takav nered! Daj,
to moramo pospremiti nas dvoje.
Tvoje stvari leže na podu
i ako ih ne operemo odmah,
sutra ćeš biti bez odjeće.

A evo što je muškarac čuo:
Bla bla bla bla daj
bla bla bla nas dvoje
bla bla bla bla na podu
bla bla bla odmah
bla bla bla bla bez odjeće.

To bi bilo za sad sve od mene... još ću vam se javljati! - pozz-

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10.03.2006., petak

E!!!! i ja imam ljubimca

adopt your own virtual pet!

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Halo, ja sam nova pa bi mi pomoć dobrodošla!

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Boyfriend
By Ashlee Simpson
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Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha,

Whatcha been doin'? Whatcha been doin?
Whoa, Whoa,
Haven't seen ya 'round,

How you been feelin'? How you been feelin'?
Whoa, whoa,
Don't you bring me down,

All that stuff about me,
Being with him,
Can't believe,
All the lies that you told,
Just to ease your own soul,
But I'm bigger than that,
No, you don't have my back,
No, No, HA

[Chorus]

Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's goin' on,
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,

Well I'm sorry,
That he called me,
And that I answered the telephone,
Don't be worried,
I'm not with him,
And when I go out tonight,
I'm going home alone,
Just got back from my tour,
I'm a mess girl for sure,
All I want is some fun,
Guess that I'd better run,
Hollywood sucks you in,
But it won't spit me out,
Whoa Whoa, HA

[Chorus]

Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone,
Don't you got somewhere to go?
I didn't steal your boyfriend,

Whoa, whoa, whoa ha
Whoa, whoa, whoa ha

Please stop telling all your friends,
I'm getting sick of them,
Always staring at me like I took him from ya'

[Chorus]

Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone,
Don't you got somewhere to go?
I didn't steal your boyfriend,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha,
Whoa, I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha,
Whoa, I didn't steal your boyfriend